I drop something and bend over

And the faculty member behind me says ” thank you ” because I held the door open after I picked up my ID and then follows with ” I love your jeans, they’re really nice ” shoulda just been straight up and said ” I like dat ass boy !” because that’s how it felt.

 
  1. mistermodern said: I’ve always liked yr 50 cent ending.
  2. momentsandsituations posted this